You can say I'm symptomatic. [PLOTTER]

Alex Mercer

"Uh... Couple Weeks?"

BLACKLIGHT VIRUS

"I can't have intercourse..."

"I don't think I can Date."

Alex may not seem or look like it but... He needs a friend. He really does. If anything, all Alex really needs is an anchor for humanity. Someone who can remind him that there is a light out there; that there can be good in a person. If you are Alex's friend, he will make sure you don't get hurt. He WILL hunt down any aggressors and "persuade" them to never ever hurt you again. He WILL care about you. There is only one thing you need to know...

Oooooh boy. I can only give you one word on this. RUN. Alex can and WILL end you. He has many ways to kill you from claws, to a huge blade, to EATING YOU and PRETENDING TO BE YOU. He will not stop when it comes to finding you. He WILL consume people you know to find you. And once he does...

I don't think sentient viruses can even have the ability to date. He'd probably infect the person if he tried to date someone. So sorry, he's not looking due to fear.

If you're just an innocent bystander, I'm sure Alex would give a damn about you either way. Not as much as a friend, though. Should you be under the influence of something corrupt, Alex will find away to influence you otherwise. His methods vary. If you're in between, he won't care about you unless you prove to him you're worth it. So you'd best pick a side...